Duck is tasty. Or so Mr Goog tells me. I wouldn’t know, I’m a vegetarian, and always have been.

Riley’s not a vegetarian, and she was never going to be. I’m a happy vegetarian (I don’t know any better). But I’m not vegetarian for moral reasons. If I was, I’d be a major league hypocrite, because I love my shoes and handbags and they’re all leather. I’m proud of the environmentally sustainable aspect.  But I hate going to restaurants and desperately searching for the vegetarian items on the menu. And I …